The Beanie Baby Hunger Games with Katniss Everbean. The real movie should take notes.
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Return of the Revenge of the Cellos Strike Back.
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Combining these two gives the age-old adage, “less is more”: the less you feel you know, the more you actually know.
1) Be right. 5/10 effectiveness, only works on rational people
2) Be louder. 8/10 effectiveness, works on everyone except people with a higher threshold for unseemly public displays
3) Be crazy. 9/10 effectiveness, nobody wants to mess with a crazy person, except another crazy person
4) Be less wrong. 2/10 effectiveness, nobody will concede you’re right when you’re still wrong, except people who are used to being wrong
5a) If you are a girl, cry. Vs Guys 12/10, vs Girls, 6/10
5b) If you are a guy, cry. 7/10. Nobody wants to mess with a crying guy, that just makes everybody uncomfortable.
@1 month ago with 5 notes
I don’t know what the big deal about unmanned drone attacks is. They only deal 5 damage without the melee attack upgrade.
I leave them in random places because a) I know they will never go bad and b) I like finding surprise food.
@2 months ago with 3 notes
